Wednesday, May 14, 2014

MOMMIEKNOWSFRESH: 9 THINGS I'VE LEARNED ABOUT MYSELF SINCE BECOMING A MOM



9. I can sleep standing up.

 

8. I can sleep sitting up.

 

7. I can and will eat half eaten nuggets for dinner.

 

6. I can turn any task into a song. This includes cleaning up, waking up, and washing up.

 

5. I can smell a poopy pamper from three rooms away.

 

4. I can halt any tantrum with a hand full of cookies.

 

3. I can shower and dress myself in less than 60 seconds.

 

2. I can count to three, but usually two is enough.

 

And finally,

 

1. I can pee, wipe and flush in 60 seconds flat...
 
 
 
 
 
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  1. #6, definitely! I've remixed so many inappropriate songs into songs for my kids. The chorus of Rick James' "Give it to Me, Baby" is now "Jammies and Bed."

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  2. Ha yes to the getting shower and getting dressed in 60 seconds flat!!!

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